Keyboards are for Cowards Vol. II:
The TROLL (Night)
Some voices are loud because they have something to say.
Others are loud because they have nothing to lose.
The TROLL (Night) explores the digital mask—the version of ourselves hidden behind screens, usernames, and comment sections. Built entirely from keyboard keys, the face represents anonymous influence, while the statement beneath serves as a declaration of autonomy:
“SHALL NOT CON’TROLL ME.”
The apostrophe isn’t accidental.
It’s a reminder that control often arrives disguised as conversation.
Flip the shirt over and the response is waiting.
THINK RESPONSIBLY.
Not louder.
Smarter.
This isn’t a battle against technology. It’s a challenge to use it consciously. Every key that constructs the message symbolizes a choice. Every post, comment, search, and click contributes to the person we’re becoming.
The front presents the conflict.
The back offers the discipline.
This is Narrative Apparel—clothing designed to begin conversations rather than end them.
Details
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Collection: Keyboards Are for Cowards
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Volume: II
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Edition: The TROLL (Night)
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Theme: Digital Responsibility
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Front Message: SHALL NOT CON’TROLL ME
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Back Message: THINK RESPONSIBLY
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Brand: KMK | Splashin’ Fashion House
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Series Philosophy: One shirt. Two perspectives. One conversation.
SplashCODE
“The greatest control isn’t what the algorithm does to your mind—it’s what you allow your mind to do with the algorithm.”
Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for solid colors (heather blends vary)
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with regular fit and true-to-size sizing
- Ribbed knit collar and neck/shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for structural support and longer-lasting shape
- Tear-away label and DTF inner neck labels; DTG printing for main artwork
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
